Tuesday, 21 February 2012
Following the Mozziah Day 3942 (ish) December 25th 2022 (ish)
Spent the morning looking at MorrisseysWorld.blogspot.com. I ticked each of the 2009 articles again. I wondered for a while whether 'The Fall-Down Comedian Who Was pelted With Objects' from 2009 was a prophetic sign about what would happen during the 2011 US tour. If you go down to the 'Meat Isn't Murder Anymore' tracklist (the one with the bar code on the link I just put in) you'll see song eleven is called 'November Spawned a Cancellation.' In 2011 in mid November, Morrissey cancelled the Jimmy Kimmel Show appearance. But this is just another 'coincidence' that only I saw. I keep asking myself when the world will 'discover' the Mozziah is really behind MW after all.
It's 1341 days (ish) since my wife divorced me, citing 'unreasonable blogging.' It's 2983 days (ish) since my dog died. It's 4723 days (ish) since The Mozziah stopped blogging and tweeting.
Logged on to the Twitterdilly Arms this afternoon. I noticed LizzyCat has announced she has 'serious doubts' that MW was HM The Artiste Morrissey. Although I have exchanged friendly tweets with LizzyCat for over eleven years, with a heavy heart I decided to block and unfollow her. Unfortunately I now have the three remaining 'MorrisseysWorlders' on block but, as the Mozziah said on my blog in early 2012, worse things happen at sea.
I enjoyed a part baked pain au raisin for Christmas dinner and shared it with a squirrel in the garden. I haven't had a working oven since 2018 (ish) so unfortunately I had to microwave it. I felt like The Mozziah when his Pain au Raisin was cold and stiff during his 2011 tour visit to Middlesbrough Town Hall. It was bad enough for the Mozziah in that he expects only one thing on tour - a shop warm pain au raisin - and even that is too much to ask in some locations (such as the north east) but it was even worse for me as my pain au raisin was not fully baked so it turned into a damp lump of dough with cooking chocolate that was melted and congealed when I microwaved it. I didn't even think pain au raisin was meant to contain chocolate. I should sue the b****** for compo. Searched in the dustbin for the packaging and realised I'd bought Pain au chocolat instead. Oh b*gger.
I felt like shouting Boz and having a heart to heart with him but then I realised the Boz of MW doesn't really exist. Well not now anyway. It's over 2000 days (ish) since Boz Boorer died of severe intolerable high blood pressure. I apologise I'm being so vague with my dates at the moment but since the third world war broke out and China nuked Scotland, London and Portsmouth, the TV and Radio haven't worked. It was frustrating to hear from my nextdoor neighbour that Southampton has been taken over by militias loyal to the Chinese military but I was very happy when I returned home and found out they hadn't cut the phone lines, so I can still check morrisseysWorld.blogspot.com as often as I want to.
I wonder if MW will ever return. In the late evening I stared at MorrisseysWorld blog for four hours and realised I'd fallen asleep with my eyes open. I woke myself up, splashed some water on my face and posted a comment on the Minutes of the Concert Bans and Ejections Committee.
I promise I'll improve my dates. I might spend next week counting every blog entry for the past eleven years so I know how many days have passed since I discovered MW. Then I can compare this to some old Jodie Marsh calendars I have from the past decade and try to figure out what the day and date is. I owe that to my followers.
I am currently getting an average of one visit per day. I have set my webpage up not to count my own visits so that's OK! I have a total of 27 569 visits now. Since Russell Brand was executed by the revolutionary forces about one year ago nothing has been posted. If Russell really was 'R' then I guess we'll never find out the truth. But if it wasn't Russell after all and was Jonathan Ross as I still suspect then maybe we will.
I'm going for a walk to Shanklin Village now. I have some water to collect from a well. Same place same time tomorrow?
I almost forgot - merry Christmas!